12.31.12

RG III’s Stellar Rookie Campaign Commemorated In COAT RACK FORM

Posted in Gridiron, Modern Art at 6:30 pm by GC

pic courtesy the one and only Derek Erdman. I’m in Derek’s former hometown of Chicago, IL tonight and as such, I’m FUCKING FREEZING. Such conditions require a proper coat. And removing such a garment is best accomplished with a coat rack.  And if a one-dimensional Robert Griffin III can take care of my coat half as well as the three dimensional RG III took care of the football en route to an NFC East Championship, I might not die of hypothermia.

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On A Day When 7 NFL Head Coaches Are Canned, Rex Ryan Remains Inexplicably Employed

Posted in Gridiron at 6:25 pm by GC

A combined total of 12 NFL head coaches and general mangers received their walking papers Monday, amongst them former Eagles head coach Andy Reid and his Chicago counterpart Louvie Smith.  Norv Turner’s reign of error finally came to a close in San Diego, meaning the crown of head coach no sane person has any confidence in is now solely claimed by the J-E-R-K-S’ Rex Ryan.    While GM Mike Tannenbaum paid the ultimate price for the combined underachievement of Ryan, owner Woody Johnson and deeply delusional QB Mark Sanchez, it would appear independent film maven Rex possesses photographs of his paymaster that cannot ever be viewed by the general public. There’s almost no other explanation, and ESPN NY’s Ian O’Connor asks us to “name the last head coach in a major team spot that won a championship, or multiple championships, with a persona as outsized and an approach as loud and wildly inconsistent as Rex’s” (presumably Edwina Franklin getting the Knicks into the playoffs doesn’t count).

Whether it’s being ultra-late to discover a player’s injury, or being oblivious to the fact an insubordinate star was benched by an assistant (see the Santonio and Schotty show, Miami, Week 17, 2011 season), Ryan is forever the last to know what’s happening with his team. On arrival in Florham Park, N.J., four years ago, Rex said he burned to become a better head coach than his father, Buddy, architect of the defense that defined the ’85 Chicago Bears.

But like his old man, Ryan was born to be a coordinator, and a great one. Just not the ultimate game-day leader of a franchise. Go ahead and name the last head coach in a major team spot that won a championship, or multiple championships, with a persona as outsized and an approach as loud and wildly inconsistent as Rex’s.

The big winners — the Bill Belichicks and Tom Coughlins and Joe Torres — almost always have a steadiness running through the core of their programs, with tweaks applied here and there. Ryan has been all over the place the last two years, and it’s no coincidence his team has followed suit. If it used to be a compliment when people said the Jets had taken on their coach’s personality, it’s a compliment no more.

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12.30.12

If Monta Ellis Won’t Sing His Own Praises, Who Will?

Posted in Basketball at 8:25 pm by GC

Apologies if you’ve already seen the above clip (swiped from Pro Basketball Talk) in which Bucks PG Monta Ellis claims with a straight face the only thing separating him from Dwyane Wade is “more wins and two championships”.  It’s a fascinating argument, and one that brings to mind other historic comparisons (eg. wasn’t Jeff George every bit as good as Joe Montana? At the end of the day, wasn’t Andy Pettitte just Scott Erickson with more jewelery?)

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Standard & Poor Finds A New Scapegoat For The Mets’ $$$ Woes : NYC Has Reached Baseball Capacity

Posted in Baseball, The Marketplace at 6:37 pm by GC

(the first thought that comes to mind is, “you sell flowers by the side of the highway”)

It’s almost January 1 and there’s only one team in Major League Baseball yet to sign a single free agent this offseason. No prizes if you already guess that franchise is the New York Mets, who despite having unloaded R.A. Dickey and Jason Bay this winter, seem in no hurry to bolster a 2013 roster with holes aplenty. Whether the club is methodically building for the future or barely hanging on by the skin of ownership’s teeth, is a matter of opinion, though it seems there’s one impartial body leaning towards the latter point of view, as the New York Times’ Ken Belson explains.

On Dec. 21, Standard & Poor’s lowered its rating on the almost $700 million in bonds issued to finance Citi Field, and it said the outlook for them remains negative. The bonds are now rated BB, from BB+. That’s two notches below investment grade, junk bonds in the parlance of the debt market.

Jodi Hecht, an analyst at Standard & Poor’s, cited “cash flow volatility,” noting that “a large portion” of the money pledged to pay off the bonds is “game-day revenue,” which includes sales of club-seat tickets, concessions and parking. How the Mets play will affect the prospects for this revenue, she said. Standard & Poor’s “may lower the rating if cash flows continue to decline due to a combination of poor team performance, slow economic recovery, overcapacity in the New York region,” she added.

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NEWSFLASH : Not Every Foreigner Toiling For QPR Is An Overpaid, Callous Jerk

Posted in Football at 1:52 am by GC

With Queens Park Rangers 6 points adrift of safety and Portugese fullback Jose Bosingwa vilified by new manager Harry Redknapp for reportedly refusing to take his place on the bench for Fulham’s visit to Loftus Road two Saturdays ago, there’s obviously strain going into Sunday’s clash with Liverpool.  Anxiety aside, it seemed a tad xenophbic for R’s defender Clint Hill to tell reporters, “the foreigners have been brought up in a different way. Do they get taught that losing is hard to accept?”.   A day later, Cameroon-born, jersey-tossing Stephane Mbia seems eager to remind Hill, Redknapp and anyone else paying attention that he’s capable of caring about the club’s fate, regardless of his nationality.  From the Observer’s Dominic Fifield :

“People have spent hard-earned money on tickets for games, they’ve been through so much and we’ve given them hardly anything in return,” he says before Sunday’s visit of Liverpool. “You have to give something back. People say some footballers live in their own little world, where it’s all about expensive watches, glitz and glamour, but that life’s all false. Things like the visit to [Hillingdon] hospital the other day, seeing wards full of sick children … that opens your eyes. That’s real life.

Those words were not supposed to boom out at a struggling club where at least one player did not deign to sit on the bench for that derby against Fulham. Indeed, Mbia has since expressed a desire for José Bosingwa to patch up his differences with Harry Redknapp for the good of a group hastily flung together by two sacked managers and whose defeat at home to West Bromwich Albion on Wednesday left them with one win and 10 points from the first half of the season. Yet the contrast in attitudes is still telling. The professional in Mbia would not stoop so low. “My life is easy: I play football,” he says. “I have a chance to go through my life with a smile, joke, enjoy myself and try to make people happy. On the pitch it’s different: that’s my job, the serious stuff. But that’s how this all works.”

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12.29.12

With The Clock Ticking On 2012, Jarrett Jack Makes A Desperate Attempt To Claim The Year’s Top Hoops Highlight

Posted in Basketball at 11:33 pm by GC

“They would’ve been super upset if Jrue Holiday had come down the lane, stepped on it and got hurt,” Jack said. “I think they should send me a thank-you card.”

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Attention Xtian Ladies : (Someone Pretending To Be) King Diamond Is Looking For Love (In All The Wrong Places)

Posted in History's Great Hook-Ups at 11:06 pm by GC

Anything is possible. Probably not this, however.

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