A Real Life “Trapped In The Closet” Starring Glen Rice

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(Glen and Christina. If not in happier days, then at least during a time in which neither felt compelled to appear fully clothed.)

From the South Florida Sentinel’s Sofia Santana :

Former Miami Heat star Glen Rice was charged Friday with felony battery after Miami-Dade police said he beat a man he found hiding in his estranged wife’s bedroom closet.

Rice, 40, of Coral Gables, turned himself in to authorities soon after the incident and quickly bonded out of the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center, police said. It was not known if he had hired an attorney.

Rice went to Christina Rice’s home near Coral Gables Friday afternoon, demanding to know the identity of the man she was with and asking why the man was in her house, according to a police report. Glen Rice then quickly found Alberto Perez, 37, hiding in the closet, police said.

Perez called 911 about 1:30 p.m. after Glen Rice hit him several times on the head and Perez was able to run out of the house, police said. Perez’s facial injuries, mainly a laceration on his forehead, required nine stitches, according to the report

In Perez’ defense, when someone says they’re in an open relationship on their Facebook profile, you tend to give them the benefit of the doubt.

5 responses to “A Real Life “Trapped In The Closet” Starring Glen Rice”

  1. MSU Fan says:

    Can you really blame the guy?! Not a fan of the “Fab Five” (The last time Michigan had a basketball team. Oh, and Yeah, it was purchased!) But open relationship or not, if I found a guy in my wife’s closet, I might go a little ballistic too – and I’ve never hit anyone in my 57 years of being on this planet!

  2. Hannah says:

    What I know is that they had a great relationship and I was shocked about the news which sucked!!!! but damn!!! I’ll do the same thing if i was in the same shoes as he is!!!

    Hello.I am Hannah Smith. A cute white girl with perfect sexy stature.
    I am eager for a good man.
    All can view my crazy hot photos at blackwhitekiss.com by searching “Hannah2003”. Whether black or white, rich or not. 🙂

  3. Rog says:

    Glen Rice had Doug Christie-like spousal issues when he was with the Lakers. Before he got his ass traded, Christina complained in the media about Glen’s role on the team. Yeah, I don’t feel sorry for him though based on the pic you posted, I would totally watch their homemade porno.

    Hannah, go fuck yourself.

  4. David Roth says:

    Hannah, welcome aboard. If you’re still looking for a good man, may I suggest contacting the commenter who posted below yours? Rog has a gruff exterior, but beneath it beats a loving, loving heart.

  5. Roca says:

    oh my god
    is Perez the guy from zumba ??

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