Bad News For The Women Of Orlando

Posted in Basketball at 7:44 pm by

Look out, ladies. Sacramento have traded G/F Doug Christie to the Magic in exchange for G Cutino Mobley, and if any of you godless Magic Kingdom sluts even look at the former, Jackie Christie will crush your skull with righteous indignation.

Or a tire iron, whatever’s handy.

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