Checking The NHL Standings With The Human Whoopie Cushion

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From Will Leitch’s “What To Watch Tonight” :

¢ NHL: Flightless Sea Fowl at Rangers. We hear it™s Giveaway Night at the Garden ¦ but then, isn™t just about every night giveaway night at the Garden? [MSG]

The New York Rangers are 16-6-5 at home this season. Granted, the Knicks are hopeless, but to kid about MSG being Loser Central with a Rangers’ fixture as the example just doesn’t work.

However, if I chose to point out that the St. Louis Blues have the worst record in the NHL, and that St. Louis is officially the Gonorrhea Capital Of The USA, I’d be telling the truth.

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