Austin’s 17th or 18th most beloved independent record label returns to the scene of past crimes against music with 12XU’s annual war-on-christmas event at Beerland. Since the organizer’s FINISHED hauling cans of food to some mysterious loading dock in South Austin, this year we’re taking cash donations at the door for caritasofaustin.org, in an attempt to aid the city’s homeless.

Performers include internationally famous masters of absurdity BORZOI, John Schooley’s impossibly moderne ROCKET 808, ILINX (featuring MEMBERS OF BANDS) and round 2 of one of Beerland’s all-time great grudge matches SICK VAN vs. SPIDER SABICH.

DJ’s Katherine Strickland & Johnny Vomitnoise will make us all feel inferior with their wonderful musical selections throughout the evening.