Fox Sports NFL Rankings: Blowing DC Off The Map

Posted in Gridiron, Sports Journalism at 1:53 pm by

(dejected Redskins fans contemplate yet another lost season)

Aaron Schatz sends out a state of alert about the Capital’s most disappointing team with his withering assessment of the 23rd ranked Redskins in his NFL DVOA Ratings on Fox Sports

It’s no surprise that there’s some unrest among the Redskins fans. They put all their eggs in the Joe Gibbs basket, and the faith was not rewarded. I’m sure Daniel Snyder will try to solve the problem by throwing money at more free agents; it’s one of the NFL’s most predictable rites of spring. Which overrated wide receiver will the Redskins embrace this year? I shudder to think. Look at the makeup of this team, and you’ll realize that the Redskins will always be a minor threat unless they can build some depth. There’s really only one word to describe this franchise right now: fugazi. NEXT: at NO

7 responses to “Fox Sports NFL Rankings: Blowing DC Off The Map”

  1. HKLM says:


  2. Tom Hoffman says:

    Don’t forget Teenbeat recording artists Eggs.

  3. Chuck Meehan says:

    HKLM and Tom- Omission noted. It is my opinion that there is a void as far as gray matter from the Redskins ownership and football-obsessed DC Metro fans should scream and demand a deadline for the franchise to somehow find a second wind and turn themselves around.

  4. GC says:

    i applaud this modest proposal and the original poster deserves a gentle rub of his palehead. For too long, Dan Snyder has broken the bank for risky players like oh so many black market babies.

  5. ds says:

    dag, nasty. you guys are my untouchable, (post) teen idles of puns.

  6. Don says:

    Got the Link? Don’t mean jump in at the 11th hour to razz you reekers & chumps twisting urban verbs into berserk attempts at a “Desiderata” so close to your deadline. Don’t dig missin’ no trend like this, buthese replies have turned marginal, man. Hyaa! Look, I had a busy week exiled with the nurses at the madhouse/asylum, with that white boy I call root boy slim over here, and have to make up time before making muffins. Vegetarian muffins of course, I’m no beefeater, I don’t stuff this cowboy mouth with lunchmeat or lungfish in dynettes, I’d choke. Are my reactions overkill? An outrage? Am I obsessed? Just a bad oral fixation filling the void that I couldn’t cure with one last wish or 3? Do I need to stop with this psychodrama flowing from my tiny desk unit on and on beyond zebra? Smart? Went crazy more like it. You vile geezers and vile cherubs read my manifesto with hate? From ignorance! From Malefice! Not from gut instinct. Go back towriting about some Nike Chicks’ Soccer Team, Tex, if you can’t embrace this. I did not create this foundation, but hopefully my post wowed the skeptics.

  7. Don says:

    I stopped when I reached close to 50.

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