Big Papi teeing off on Ervin Santana? Big fooking deal. (Runnin’) Rob Cheruiyot winning his 3rd Boston Marathon (and Lidiya Grigoryeva her first)? Who cares?

President’s Day, in my humble opinion, will always belong to the First Lady of Long Distance Running / marathoning’s answer to Konrad Kujau, Rosie Ruiz.