Helmetless Wolverine Dead At 93

Posted in History's Not Happening, politics at 12:23 am by

Golf buff, 38th American president, and the single biggest boost to the career fortunes of Chevy Chase.

6 responses to “Helmetless Wolverine Dead At 93”

  1. Don says:

    1. Squeaky Fromme
    2. Whip Inflation Now
    3. Fall of Saigon
    4. Warren Report
    5. Adopted Eagle Scout

  2. Don says:

    Wait, I have better memories… the Halloween Massacre! More overturned vetoes than any other president!


  3. Don says:

    Is it too late to mention Swine Flu?

  4. GC says:

    y’know, Don, I’m pretty sure I have one of those WIN buttons in a box somewhere. Right next to my collection of McGovern/Eagleton campaign swag.

    as for the other glaring omisions, what can I say other than, PARDON ME?

  5. Don says:

    I was at a row of urinals in a men’s room sometime around 1991 with George McGovern and Al Franken when Al turns to George and just goes into a stand-up routine of Eagleton jokes and then apologizes about it saying that he wrote all this great Eagleton material, but never gets to use it anymore. Oh how I wish that Mark Russell was also in that men’s room to deliver some McGovern election humor as the three of us took turns administering a beat-down.

    I believe we wrote a play in the second grade about pollution that ends with all the puppets contracting swine flu aka having pig noses attached to the front of their puppet faces, which for a seven year old is about as political as it gets.

    It may also be worth mentioning that due to their thick-framed glasses and similar names, I thought that Ford’s vice president Nelson Rockefeller was Charles Nelson Reilly. This seems corny, but is actually true.

  6. Rog says:

    Don…quality, not quantity.

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