At 18 games under .500, there’s not a ton for the Houston Astros to celebrate in the present, and with a sole World Series appearance in 2005, there’s not most storied history to commemorate, either, the individual achievements of Cesar Cedeno, J.R. Richard, Jeff Bagwell, Craig Biggio and Nolan Ryan aside. So who can blame the Astros’ marketing department for immortalizing wretched cheat Mike Scott in bobblehead form, even if they conveniently neglected to include a mini emery board or itty-bitty razor blades. Look, if it was only about selling tickets, they’d have unveiled a DJ Screw bobblehead ages ago.