How Much Is That Smacked Up Doggie In The Window

Posted in Dogs, The Law at 11:14 am by

A gang of sicko Colombian drug pushers surgically implanted packets of liquid heroin into adorable puppies in an evil plot to smuggle millions of dollars worth of drugs into the United States, authorities revealed yesterday.

These actions would’ve been a tad less despicable had the puppies been ugly.

No truth whatsoever, by the way, to rumors that Scott Weiland has made several trips to the pet store this week.

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