Indy Shakes Off The Loss Of Kenny Aaronof, Dominates N’Awlins

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Colts 41, Saints 10

(America’s favorite pitchman, daring the Rotters to write a song about him)

At the risk of being terribily insensitive, I think Sean Payton might have to replace Michael Brown as his defensive coordinator.  Peyton Manning had little difficulty reaching fave targets Marvin Harrison and Reggie Wayne, as Indy’s 31-0 second half capped off a garish coronation ceremony. And while the Colts’ curtain raiser was inspired and clinical in equal doses, Manning’s ubiquity has gone from merely annoying to downright maddening.  I realize the QB’s performance on “SNL” was universally hailed, but that’s precisely why there’s something painfully redundant about another bunch of ads meant to demonstrate that Manning has-a-sense-of-humor. We get it, he’s just a crazy prankster.  And whatever happened to those Jim Sorgi Maytag commercials?

Much as I hate to side with evil record company fucks, Kelly Clarkson really should’ve stuck with the song doctors.  Even Matt and Luke Goss have doubts about her self-penned material.

I tried keeping one eye on Louisville’s 58-42 victory over Middle Tennessee State, but the succession of text messages from Paul Westhead calling the game “a disgrace”, was just too much distraction for one night.

2 responses to “Indy Shakes Off The Loss Of Kenny Aaronof, Dominates N’Awlins”

  1. matt says:

    was it just me or did all of the saints except eric johnson take their cue from reggie bush…deuce mccallister, drew brees, and every receiver on that team went for a juke instead of bulling ahead and paid for it instead of getting the first down. completely ridiculous.

  2. kt says:

    i was disappointed that johnny cougar was there pregame but the gizmos were not.

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