05.28.17

I’VE GOT A LICENSE TO DEATH WISH AND I’M GONNA USE IT

Posted in Austin, Professional Wrestling at 1:39 pm by

Your entertainment choices this Memorial Day Sunday in the repository of STUPID otherwise known as South Austin, USA could not be more stark. You can either grill carcinogens in the stifling heat (and risk burning down the entire neighborhood), adjourn to a non-descript bar “patio” to consume overpriced drinks and suffer the conversation of your fellow going-nowheres….or you can head to an air-conditioned, indoor volleyball emporium to witness two of the world’s best, the limitless Keith Lee and no-longer-a-secret-agent provocateur Sammy Guevara do battle for the Inspire Pro Wrestling Pure Prestige Championship. In the unlikely event you make the right choice, don’t bother saying hello. WHO NEEDS FRIENDS WHEN YOU’VE GOT SPIRIT BOMBS?

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