John Daly Provides 4000th Use of “Fat, Drunk, and Stupid” Quote on CSTB

Posted in Beer, Get Out Of Jail, Golf, Internal Affairs at 7:48 pm by


[Golfer John Daly, seen here, literally pissing away a great life.]

CSTB’s Gerard Cosloy was provided today with the 4000th opportunity to use his favorite Animal House quote, “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son.”  Paramedics found John Daly passed out near a Hooter’s restaurant in North Carolina.  Reports that he let himself into his own cell with the key, provided by the local sherriff and his deputy, are as yet unconfirmed.  Cosloy has no plans to retire the joke.

WINSTON-SALEM, North Carolina (AFP) ” Two-time major golf champion John Daly spent a night in jail at the weekend after police here found him drunk outside a restaurant, the Winston-Salem Journal reported on Wednesday.

Police Lieutenant Tyrone Phelps told the newspaper that Daly was held at the Forsyth County Jail early Sunday morning to sober up.

According to the newspaper, paramedics went to a Hooters restaurant at 1 am after receiving a report that Daly had passed out.

When police arrived, they found Daly drunk and unwilling to go to hospital. He was arrested on a charge of disorderly conduct.

The newspaper reported that Daly was traveling on a tour bus and told police that others on the bus didn’t want him back on it after the restaurant closed.

According to North Carolina state law, police can jail a person overnight to sober up.

3 responses to “John Daly Provides 4000th Use of “Fat, Drunk, and Stupid” Quote on CSTB”

  1. andrew says:

    Eh…I’d guess 90% of CSTB’s readership have had to be removed from a Hooters (or The Cubby Bear) by the police at one time or another.

  2. GC says:

    to say nothing of the editorial staff…

  3. Hojo says:

    As long as he doesn’t throw up ON Dean Wormer…..

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