Least Successful Baldwin Brother Finds New Calling

Posted in Free Expression, Religion at 10:10 am by

As if combining the disparate worlds of extreme sports and televangelism wasn’t ambitious enough, former z-list star Stephen Baldwin has a new way to fill his days. Link courtesy Ben Schwartz who writes,

Can I borrow CSTB’s car? I have to run a few errands….

From World Net Daily :

Baldwin, the youngest of the acting clan that includes older brothers Alec, Billy and Daniel, has planted himself on the sidewalk outside a new adult entertainment business located about one mile from his home and is photographing workers and their vehicles as they prepare the store for opening.

The actor says he plans to stand outside the store every day and photograph license plates of its patrons until the business closes. He will, he threatens, identify the store’s customers and pay for a one-page newspaper ad each month to publish their names.

“I won’t stop until it shuts down,” Baldwin told the Westchester Journal News. “I don’t want it this close to my house. I’m personally not OK with pornography. I definitely think that it adds to the moral decay or our culture.”

6 responses to “Least Successful Baldwin Brother Finds New Calling”

  1. SS says:

    If only he lived in some kind of self-contained habitat that would prevent the moray decay of outside life from seeping in… if only…

  2. kt says:

    one more reason i ride a bicycle.

  3. Wayne Frazer says:

    I’m personally not okay with any of the Baldwin Bros. even sharing this earth with me, much less having them show up occasionally in the news. I plan to stand outside their home and ridicule people who show up and visit them until they are so collectively depressed they commit a familial ritual disembowelment.

    Or something.

  4. notorius says:

    Maybe SB didn’t get a part in a few adult films he auditioned for and has sour grapes.

  5. tim hinely says:

    best thing i’ve read all year (or at least all day ). this is so good it doesn’t even need response…… stephen baldwin. that’s all i have to say (ok, so i DID respond).

  6. CSTB says:


    I appreciate your patronage. But if this was the best thing you’ve read all year, you really need to expand your horizons. Maybe a subscription to Men’s Health?

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