Man Named Buerhle Hunts For Bear

Posted in Baseball, Going To The Zoo at 11:11 am by

“Is Ozzie G a size queen?” is the question posed by RW370’s Rob Warmowski, which might be one way of explaining the trade of Tadahito Iguchi.

It’s probably well-known by now that some White Sox, freed of October commitments,took a trip up to Minnesota to do a little animal killing. While there’s nothing gay at all about affectionate men bonding in the woods to “bag” a “bear”, White Sox LHP Mark Buehrle, DH Jim Thome, RF Jermaine Dye and C AJ Pierzynski’s recent no-girls-allowed hunting trip had the unintended effect of showing exactly what’s on skipper Ozzie Guillen’s mind:

“The kill, which seemed to be a proud moment for the whole group, came in for a little ribbing from manager Ozzie Guillen, who said the bear was not even as big as pitching coach Don Cooper.”

One response to “Man Named Buerhle Hunts For Bear”

  1. Pete Segall says:

    There’s a Rex Grossman joke in here somewhere that I have neither the patience nor the strength to parse out.

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