Miami Residents Will Start Selling Out Heat Games As Soon As…

Posted in Basketball at 1:59 pm by

a) the team lowers ticket prices

b) the Heat sign some players anyone’s heard of before

c) franchise agrees to produce more peppy videos like the one above, preferably several each week for the remainder of the 2010-2011 season

d) halftime show features Jimmy Buffet and/or Jeffrey Loria inside a shark tank

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