Outraged Or Not, There’s Never A Good Excuse For Covering “We Didn’t Start The Fire”

Posted in Baseball, Free Expression, The Mailbag at 9:33 pm by


My team and I are sick of hearing about Barry Bonds and other cheating liars in baseball. With my band the Dancing Bermans, I have recorded a music video called Cheating Liars to address the issue. You can see it here :

I for one am praying for an end to the scourge of PED’s in sports, if only so the Dancing Bermans are never again compelled to send me a video.

9 responses to “Outraged Or Not, There’s Never A Good Excuse For Covering “We Didn’t Start The Fire””

  1. Repoz says:

    I got through 1:30 of it…and I demand a medal of some sort!

  2. David Roth says:

    I tried to stay in for exactly as long as Repoz. And I did, but no longer. The promise of another chorus was more than I could take. Presumably the boys went back to sticking it to Bret Boone in the later verses? Also, to be clear: David Berman made this? Or Paul Barman? Both?

  3. David R. says:

    Damon Berryhill? Drew Barrymore? Frankenberry?

  4. GC says:

    ok, I’ll admit I didn’t make it all the way through. Perhaps it got really good for the final minute. But this is to music what the guy playing Gabe Paul in “The Bronx Is Burning” is to acting. Only much worse.

    please, lay off Paul Barman.

  5. David Roth says:

    If you lay off veteran character actor Kevin Conway, maybe I will. Really it’s your fault for watching The Bronx Is Burning/as much of this video as you did.

  6. Rog says:

    That video was awesome. Why can’t Matador sign bands this good?

  7. Daniel Evensen says:

    Couldn’t get past more than a minute.

  8. they’re no Meatus Murder, that’s for sure.

  9. Steven says:

    I for one thought the video was fucking hilarious! I wouldn’t go to see the band in concert but something tells me they don’t perform live

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