Paul Stanley : Always Be Closing

Posted in Rock Und Roll, The Marketplace at 1:13 pm by

Lest anyone believe Gene Simmons is the most 24/7 shill-obsessed member of Kids In Satan’s Service, the above clip serves as a valuable reminder that Paul Stanley can go toe to toe with his biz partner when it comes to utterly craven behavior.  I don’t think we’ve seen a commercial pitchman as relentlessly unappealing since, well, Dwyane Schintzius.

2 responses to “Paul Stanley : Always Be Closing”

  1. Tommy Hoops says:

    I know it’s all fun and games over here and I appreciate that, but I really don’t think that Ortsbo is a joking matter.

  2. Ryan Brown says:

    I’m pretty sure that Ortsbo was originally after Vinnie Vincent but he was busy sealing dead dogs into containers.


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