Scrap Iron, Purpura Scrapped In Houston

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The Houston Chroncle’s Brian McTaggert on today’s executions at Ken Lay Field :

Tied for last place in the National League Central with about a month left in the regular season, the Astros fired general manager Tim Purpura and manager Phil Garner this afternoon.

Astros owner Drayton McLane named president of baseball operations Tal Smith as interim general manager and bench coach Cecil Cooper (above) as interim manager. McLane wants to name a permanent general manager by the end of the season.

Cooper, 57, is the first African-American manager in Astros’ history. He is in his third year as bench coach and has experience a minor league manager and major league bench coach following a stellar 17-year playing career with the Boston Red Sox and Milwaukee Brewers.

œWe have the talent, Cooper said. œIt™s just a matter of us going out and playing like we™re supposed to, and believe me we will.

McLane said he wouldn™t consider bringing back former Astros general manager Gerry Hunsicker, who™s working for the Tampa Bay Devil Rays. Astros assistant general managers Ricky Bennett and David Gottfried will be given considering, but Tal Smith said his son Randy will not be in the mix to replace Purpura.

Purpura has been widely criticized this season for trading young pitchers Jason Hirsh and Taylor Buchholz and outfielder Willy Taveras to Colorado for righthander Jason Jennings, who had been dealing with elbow issues. Jennings won two games and is out for the rest of the year with an elbow injury.Purpura also failed to sign the club™s third- and fourth-round draft picks this year, leaving them without a signed player in the first four rounds. They lost their first- and second-round picks after signing Carlos Lee and Woody Williams to free agency.

While Crawfish Boxes’ Stro Bro suspects Garner being booed during yesterday’s Jeff Bagwell jersey retirement ceremonies influenced McLane’s decision, Astros Dugout’s Lisa Gray has raised the terrifying specter of Steve Phillips becoming the new Houston GM.  Unsurprisingly, Phillips has not offered to tender his resignation from ESPN if his recent prediction that neither the Mets or Yankees would make the postseason turns out to be correct.

12 responses to “Scrap Iron, Purpura Scrapped In Houston”

  1. matt says:

    haha, shit. the only option that’s worse could actually happen? maybe he’ll grope drayton’s wife his first week on the job and they’ll can him too.

  2. Rog says:

    I think Kevin Malone might be available, unless he’s enjoying all that time he’s spent with his family since the Dodgers canned him.

  3. GC says:

    seeing as he’s a CSTB reader (once, anyway), hopefully Malone can answer that one himself


  4. Marc says:

    After hearing Morgan discuss how Carlos Delgado went to Texas instead of the Mets after leaving the Blue Jays and how Marlon Byrd has had some big hits for the Mets recently, I think Joe Morgan and Steve Phillips should be co-GMs!

    The benefit would be the rest of the world won’t be subjected to their blathering over the airwaves.

    The downside would be that BestBuy’s stock price would tumble as fewer remote controls, shoes, and bricks will be thrown into TVs worldwide.

  5. GC says:

    in fairness, Jon Miller did correct Morgan about Delgado right away.

  6. Rog says:

    Joe also said something like “time is running out for the Dodgers as the days run out and we get closer to December.” Did anybody else hear that?

  7. GC says:

    well, he’s right. It is getting closer to December.

  8. Marc says:

    I thought I was imagining that he said that.

  9. matt says:

    depodesta anybody? depodesta???

  10. Marc says:

    Maybe Cashman will be available after tonight?

  11. matt says:

    we’ll probably hire dusty fucking baker to mangle whatever’s left of roy oswalt.

  12. Rog says:

    I’d be shocked if Dusty wasn’t a finalist for that job. He’s the Art Shell of MLB, except he actually manages to get hired.

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