…but you’re dead wrong. In honor of the puck being dropped on the 2006-07 NHL campaign, I bring you Eric Byrnes pretending he’s Bob Probert.

Joe Sakic and Wojtek Wolski each scored power play goals within about a minute of each other, as Colorado have taken a 2-0, first period lead over Dallas. Zero crowd shots of Denny Neagle — apparently, it isn’t Date Night at the Pepsi Center.

Closer to CSTB HQ, the Austin Ice Bats have a preseason clash with the Laredo Bucks Friday the 13th at the oh-so-intimate Chapparel Ice Center on I-35. Much like the forthcoming Brett Michaels solo dates, the phrase “good seats still available” could not be more applicable.