The Name Of Earl Boykins Is Not Dropped Lightly

Posted in Fashion, Internal Affairs, The Mailbag at 1:04 am by

Dear Coco Chanel,

I am interested in purchasing CSTB merchandise, but first I would like answers to the following questions.

1. Why is the “Hooded Sweatshirt” not offered in size small?

2. In your experience, would you say that the “Medium” size would look funny on Earl Boykins (above), or someone who is an inch shorter than Earl Boykins, with extra juggs, and less black?

Thank you for your time.


Christa Min

Dear Christa,

The CSTB Customer Service Dept. is happy to hear from you.

Due to circumstances beyond our control, Cafe Press show a decided bias towards the hefty and/or lumbering. While our merchandise supplier does not offer the Hoody in size “S”, other products are available in dimensions more appropriate for those of modest height/weight.

One response to “The Name Of Earl Boykins Is Not Dropped Lightly”

  1. RW says:

    But is there a CSTB store in Second Life?

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