I wish the dudes at Hot Foot plenty of luck in flogging the above garment, but the odds of the Mets employing a 4 man rotation are right up there with the likelihood of Oliver Perez having two consecutive decent starts.

Philadelphia optioned opening day starter Brett Myers to their International League Leigh Valley affiliate today, and the locals are already making preparations for his arrival.  I wouldn’t exactly call it a boon to business in the region, but at least one organization is looking for additional volunteers.