Xavi Hernandez’s 2nd half goal aside, this might’ve been the highlight of Radio 5’s broadcast of today’s Russia v Spain Euro 2008 semi-final :

Alan Green : “Hey…you…sit down.  Sit down.  I thought they were professionals here. I thought you had to be a professional to be accredited for a European Championship…..yes, you. Sit down!  Just go home, son…..”

Graham Taylor : “I should let the listeners know this gentleman is 6′ 7″…”

Green : “…I don’t care……I stand up for myself.”