It was the late Rodney Dangerfield who said of Canadians, “Why do they do it doggy-style? That way, they can both watch the hockey game. ”

Well, good news then, for our Northern friends. Starting this Autumn, they can resume doing it doggy-style. And our Detroit readers can once again call their city “Hockeytown”, as opposed to the less flattering, “Game-That-No-Longer-Exists-At-The-Big-League-Level Town”

If you’re still trying to remember exactly how professional ice hockey works, and you’d rather not have Jim Belushi or Denis Leary come to your home to explain it, a refresher course can be found here.