(If they both get the starter entrée, Reynolds is left with $999,992.05 before income taxes — unless she orders a drink.)

The Smoking Gun
today published court documents detailing Reynolds $5 million contract with ESPN that give a clue as to where the sexual harassment claims against Reynolds began. Mainly, as section 17 makes clear, that a man making $1 million a year is taking his dates to Boston Market. Let’s face it, when you’re that cheap, even saying “pass the salt” is harassment.