Bad enough for the Clippers’ Captain Caveman that his name frequently pops up when Googling “cock & ball torture.” He was also the recipient last night of a particularly harsh facial at the hands of guy who was in the D-League this time a year ago. (video link swiped from the Fanhouse’s Brett Edwards).
Chris Kaman – the byproduct of a violent gang bang involving Danny Elfman, Edgar Winter and Jim Gaffagin.