It’s a great life being MySpace pals with the Angry Samoans. Not only am I graced with constant updates from the mind of Metal Mike Saunders (eg. he’s looking for a girl to sing “The American In Me” with the Samoans at CBGB’s on September 9. Strangely, the Avengers are billed as playing the same venue the previous night), but I’m learning more about our scary world with each passing day.

One of Mike’s latest bulletins was headlined, “hi, i’m New Wave Ken and i suck cock!”

A little Googling, and voila :

I don’t know about the cocksucking, but I bet he plays a mean version of “A Million Miles Away”.