The New York Daily News’ gossip-tastic Lloyd Grove reports today that spokesmodels in Sean Combs’ dubious “Vote Or Die” campaign, 50 Cent, Paris Hilton and Ludacris, were not in fact, registered to vote.

Aside from holding the trio collectively responsible for their inability to move to Maumee, OH (home of the Necros) and vote 200,000 times for John Kerry, this revelation does raise some truth in advertising questions. To wit, when are they going to kill themselves (and can we watch?)