…because someday, the rehabbing Tigers reliever might turn out to be an aspiring day-trader. For now, however, he’s engaged in a perfectly legal-for-adults pursuit that can’t possibly be as dangerous as Guitar Hero.

Zumaya’s Detroit teammates are hitless in three innings so far today against Chicago’s Gavin Floyd. I wish I could describe the scene for you, but MLB.tv is blacked out on Saturday afternoons and the Fox NYC affiliate is currently showing an infomercial for a faith healer.