Though I must admit even acknowledging this report from the police blotter is a little too fish-meet-barrel, the second paragraph is a classic of sorts.

From Billboard’s Barry A. Jeckyll

An intoxicated Scott Stapp was arrested Saturday at Los Angeles International Airport. An Airport Police representative confirms to that the former Creed singer was taken into custody for being under the influence, but was unable to elaborate on the charges.

The singer was married a day earlier in Miami to Jaclyn Nesheiwat, who is a former Miss New York and the director of public affairs for the Scott Stapp Foundation, which promotes healthy parent-child relationships.

And what was your honeymoon like?