Filling In The Blanks For Expletive-Deprived Newsday Readers

Mets general manager Sandy Alderson made a grocery store analogy of his own for superagent Scott Boras.

“Boras has been shopping near the meat section,” Alderson said. “That’s where he gets his [expletive].”

Alderson fired back one day after what has become an annual tradition for Boras, who has been critical of the Mets’ lack of spending in recent years.

Boras first compared the Mets to shoppers in the fruits and nuts aisle of a grocery store before moving them to the frozen foods section.

On Wednesday at the general managers’ meetings, Boras likened the the Mets to the ready foods section, prompting Alderson to share his own theories about the agent’s grocery store habits. – Marc Carig, Newsday, November 13, 2014

“Boras has been shopping near the meat section,” Alderson said. “That’s where he gets his FUCKING MEAT.”

“Boras has been shopping near the meat section,” Alderson said. “That’s where he gets his BAG OF DICKS.”

“Boras has been shopping near the meat section,” Alderson said. “That’s where he gets his SHIT SANDWICHES.”

“Boras has been shopping near the meat section,” Alderson said. “That’s where he gets his MINIMUM DAILY REQUIREMENT OF IRON .”