Is anyone else unimpressed with the chosen target of the recently nabbed Miami extremists, accused of plotting to blow up Chicago’s Sears Tower? One of America’s tallest buildings…doesn’t Al Qaeda know the meaning of “been there, done that”?
Besides, the people of Chicago have already survived Steve Dahl. If these terrorists have any insight as to what kind of action would really represent a deadly blow to the cultural spirit of America, they’d consider some kind of action directed at the Journey Sing-A-Long, taking place tomorrow night at Austin’s Alamo Drafthouse, or arranging a strike on Odessey, “Travis County’s premier Journey cover band.”
If nothing else, it would really fuck with Cliff Politte’s head.