Gayelle is the gayest thing I ever heard of in my life. Hey, but if that’s what you want to be called, more power to you. I will gladly call you Gayelle to your face and then turn around and call you a “stupid dyke” behind your back. I won’t say it too loud, because I’m scared of Gayelles. They can beat me up. And for the record, all the lesbians I know would never want to be called a Gayelle. If they did, I would have to dick slap them and that wouldn’t be pleasant for either of us.
The resulting comments from D-List readers are a bit of a minefield (to say nothing of the original post), but I’ll give the individual authors a small bit of credit — it beats wading through the comments that follow Kelly Dwyer’s NBA Experts Blog entries.