Media monoliths continue to report that illusionist Roy Horn (the illusion being that his act didn’t suck), mauled nearly two years ago by a tiger weary of being bitch slapped, is up and about and making the scene.

If their fact-checking budgets hadn’t already been slashed below that of CSTB, said outlets would’ve recognized the gentleman above is actually former Red Transistor icon Von Lmo.

Cole Ford, of course, was unavailable for comment.