There’s nothing more you can leave behind
So forget about seeing, get into your mind
Everything looks better when the world is black
Grab a fork, make the first attack
Lights out!
Poke poke, poke your eyes out
Lights out!
Put a pen in your hand, poke your eyes out
I can’t see too well, what’s it all about?
Well I dunno man, did you poke your eyes out?
Sure thing, I did it today, startin’ to get hip to the lights out way
Lights out!
Poke poke, poke your eyes out
Lights out!
[Put yourself on the floor], roll all about
If you poke too far you reach the front of your brain
Fork in your mind can drive you insane!
Don’t worry much, just let it rip, today your eyeballs do the lights out trip
Lights out!
Put a pen in your hand, poke your eyes out
Lights out!
Poke poke, poke your eyes out
Lights out!
Put an ax in your head, poke your eyes out!
(G. Turner / M. Saunders)
I always wished an ace relief pitcher/closer would use that as their entrance music.
What, you’re sick of hearing “Enter Sandman”? “Hell’s Bells”? “Bad To The Bone”?
you might not hear the Angry Samoans’ classic, quoted above, is because by the time the closer has removed his jacket, fetched his cap and slammed the bullpen door…the song is over.
Upon hearing about Houston, Bushwick Bill of rap group the Geto Boys felt compelled to speak out. In 1991, Bill forced his girlfriend to assist him in a suicide attempt, and she shot him in the eye. “Fame will make you crazy,” Bill said in a statement. “Fame isn’t for everybody. There are people who have a fear of fame, those who want fame, and those who don’t understand fame. It drives them crazy, because it is a lot of responsibility to be all things to all people, and you can lose yourself in the shuffle, where there are no longer 52 cards in the deck.”
I always thought the Nuge’s “Stranglehold” would be particularly fine in the closer spot…..8 minutes too.
ok, now that’s just way too long.
i wish some dude who can throw like 100 mph would come out to the sesame street theme song. or “sundown” by gordon lightfoot or something that isn’t overly agressive cliched crap.
Gerard- Having witnessed Billy Wagner burst out of the dead-CF CBP
bullpen and charge to the mound like he was a football special teams defender, I would say that Lights Out would actually work and Wags should cede the Enter Sandman to Mo Rivera and claim the Samoans anthem.