All smiles for the Mets’ 1B/pinch-hitter, at least until he finds out the cake was baked by Mrs. Jeff Wilpon.

Congratulations are also due to the Mets’ Chris Woodward. Rebounding from the humilating masturbation episode in last week’s “Entourage” (if not the humilation of having to act alongside Ed Burns), Woodward a ) shaved and b) slapped a 3 run double to left after Mark Mulder intentionally walked David Wright.

The Mets are up, 10-6 in the 6th inning. I thought about taking a picture of Chris Cotter sitting in with 1964 : The Tribute, but it’s a borrowed camera and I don’t want to break it. (Note to Keith Hernandez : Pete Best was a drummer).