If there’s anyone left to play in the tournament by the time March 3 rolls around, at least we can count on Ichiro Suzuki for some good copy. If he really said any of this stuff, of course.

(how about “Team USA smells like the Men’s Room at Arby’s” next time?)

The above link is courtesy Bob Timmerman’s The Griddle, home to a recommended recent interview with Rob Neyer.