…without cutting off his own head. From the New York Post’s Phil Mushnick.

Thursday, Mike Francesa revealed that, following medical tests, he must change his diet. For starters, Francesa said that he can no longer eat meat from “four-legged animals.” His partner, Chris Russo, asked for an example. “Cows,” Francesa replied. “What about hamburgers?” asked Russo. Francesa also said that he should no longer eat bread. “Can you eat bagels?” asked Russo. Francesa told him that bagels are made from bread. “French toast?” asked Russo. French toast, Francesa told him, is made from bread. “Pancakes?” asked Russo.