Though there’s nothing about calling Terry Glenn “she”, this is really fantastic, and the handiwork of Fitted Sweats’ Jeff Johnson.

After missing a pair of mid-range FG’s in the Cowboys’ turgid 10-10 tie with the Vikes, The Liquored-Up Kicker “is starting to build on his choking legend in Dallas” writes Cold Hard Football Facts’ John Dudley. Hey, that’s what you get for betting on, let alone watching preseason football.

3 time Pro Bowl selection and former Panters RB Stephen Davis has signed a one-year pact with St. Louis, where he’ll likely back up Steven Jackson.