(Juan Dixon, left, reconsiders the two-star review he gave Jonathan Demme’s remake of “The Manchurian Candidate”)

I’m hoping against hope that someday, someway, Terp turned Perp Lonny Baxter can return to the NBA. If only so some would-be Robin Ficker can yell, “nice shot, John Stinkley Jr. ” the first time he puts up a brick.

Even Cole Ford thinks Baxter needs help.