“He’s fuzzy, he’s orange, he’s seven feet of biscuit lovin’ beast,” claim the optimistic marketing folks from the Southern League’s Montgomery Biscuits. While I’d have prefered they hire former DOA/Circle Jerks/ Black Flag/Danzig drummer Chuck as their bridge-to-the-community, the Biscuits do win serious points for absurdity. “Whatt in the name of all things holy is this?” asks The Bullgator, no doubt aware fans of the parent Tampa Rays have long wondered the same thing about Don Zimmer.