The Mary Whitehouse of the 2000’s has to shoot the horse in the head after beating it to death. From Phil Mushnick in today’s NY Post.

With the holidays approaching, perhaps Disney-owned ESPN will declare a cease-fire, a short break from vandalizing sports. ESPN’s Web site, Friday, included the interactive question, “What are you doing this weekend?” The first three choices were: 1) Christmas shopping. 2) Watching football. 3) Pimpin’.

(though the Archbishop Don Magic Juan is disappointed Phil didn’t RSVP for this year’s Player’s Ball, he can certainly recommend some appropriate Christmas gifts for the Mushnick kids)