3B Geoff Blum, fresh off his game-winning HR in the really-fucking-long 3rd game of the ’05 World Series, has signed a one-year deal with San Diego.

Texas has acquired 26 year old RHP Jon Leicester (above) from the Cubs in exchange for a player to be named later. Though it should be stressed that much like children or puppies, it’s a good idea to name a player as soon as possible so he’ll know when you’re screaming at him.