says Tim Cook,

……by offering a one year, 2.6 mil contract to Ryan Franklin. Fans of the Mets, Nationals and Braves are gonna love this guy, let me tell ya! It hypothetically applies to whoever appears in the stands at Marlins home games, too.

Walks, Homeruns, blaming teammates for bad run support, fistfights with piching coaches, this guys does it all!