Former Cowboys OL Nate Newton told a Dallas radio station yesterday that his continued involvement in pot dealing came down to his competitive drive.

“I’ve always been competitive, I’ve always been in sports,” he said. “I couldn’t see myself not being the biggest dope man.”

The 2nd most celebrated University of Virginia graduate of his generation (Mr. Horribly Charred Infant being the first), Ralph Sampson (above) has been charged with failing to pay child support.