The AP is reporting that publishing giant Random House seeks the repayment of $300K, made to P. Diddy aka Sean Combs aka Mr. Charity Basketball Is A Dangerous Thing, the entrepeneur extraordinaire never having delivered his memoirs, despite having Mikal Gilmore as his ghostwriter.

Since the autobiographical approach has stalled for Random House, I humbly suggest that they attempt an unauthorized tome. With all due respect to Randy Tamborelli, Kitty Kelly and the late Albert Goldman, there is really only man for the job. Billy Dwight, author of ‘Motley Crue : Monsters Of Metal’ where are you when you’re really needed?