Citing a recent USC photo op with that paragon of 2006 hip Henry Winkler, the Orlando Sentinel’s Mike Bianchi proclaims the Trojans “definetely the coolest college team of all time”.
The Trojans aren’t just cooler than the other side of the pillow; they’re cooler than an iPod phone, the Xbox 360 and Death Cab for Cutie combined. These guys are so cool, they should play the Rose Bowl against Texas on Wednesday wearing jerseys with upturned collars.
I guess that would be sort of cool — if you’re into that kinda thing.