Hot Foot‘s Anthony De Rosa linked a Newsday report from earlier today that announced former Mets backstop Paul Lo Duca is engaged to be married to aspiring vocalist Rietsa Lelekakis. Doubly shocking is the news that Ms. Lelekakis is a whopping DOZEN YEARS over the age of consent.

CSTB staff and management sincerely wish Mr. & Mrs. Boogie Shoes a very sincere congrats. And if things don’t take off for Rietsa in the music world, Paulie Go Nuts should remember that he’s got a teammate with all sorts of connections.