Above, the Beatrice Inn. According to the New York Post, the W. 12th St. nightclub (owned by former A.R.E. Weapons fixture Paul Sevigny) was not only the location of choice for an impromptu Lindsay Lohan striptease last Saturday, but also hosted the Rangers’ rehabbing Brendan Shanahan, “blindfolded and ball-gagged as trannies danced around him.”

Had Gordie Howe ever played in New York, I’m sure he’d have a similar story.