It’s Mascot Day at U.S. Cellular Field, and while this afternoon’s A’s/White Sox tilt is compelling enough to fixate on, I have to admit I’m equal parts confused and disturbed by the above screen capture. Not a word of protest from Ken Harrelson or Steve Stone about the apparent rape taking place in the lower right hand corner, nor do the CSN broadcasters have an explanation for just what the fuck is going on with that ticket-shaped monstrosity on the left. And don’t tell me Grabowski‘s invite was lost in the mail.